…It was what appeared to be a hovering sphere roughly 3 times larger than any star I’ve ever seen. It was in the distance but not extremely far away. I saw the sphere in the southern sky and it was extremely illuminated. It never moved or twinkled….
…He was huge (overweight) and old, sitting in a red lawn chair on a red porch that had a red light. There was a red cooler next to him on the porch….
As I tried to focus my eyes I heard heavy guttural breathing which prompted me to loudly proclaim “wtf?!” After which an equally deep and guttural voice told me “we are with you always” with a chuckle….