Knowing Trees

Strange Animals


There is a small grove of trees on the North end of Madison Beach, next to the apartment building. Generally, this spot has excellent vibes – I’ve taken many, many school groups here. However, for whatever reason Madison Beach has a lot of animal activity in general – Lake WA is polluted so there are always dead water animals floating around, at lease one rabid bat sighting every summer, so the animals here do not fuck around and do not hold with negative vibes.  Once, I was there with a close friend and her gf, laying under the trees chilling. Her gf is looking up at the trees and goes, “is that bird peeing on me?” and immediately that bird shat directly into her mouth. Said gf turned out to be wildly toxic and slightly evil – absolutely a case of fecal divination.

Submitted by: Higgles